Total clown.

Instead of spending his time researching stocks, watching CNBC, and analyzing earnings reports, this guy just buys the entire global stock market—for a whopping 0.06% in fees.

Pathetic.

Even worse, because it’s an ETF, his portfolio is constantly rebalanced—adding the latest companies to go public without triggering any taxes.

Where’s the thrill in that?

And get this—he doesn’t even have to check when dividends are paid out.
He automatically reinvest dividends, so cash doesn’t just sit around waiting for the next hot stock tip from Reddit.

Oh, and let’s not forget:

✅ His trades are free
✅ He’s diversified across > 10k stocks
✅ And somehow, he still beats 90% of active stock pickers over time

But who would want that?

Where’s the fun in not stressing over stock picks, creating unnecessary taxes and transaction costs, or taking uncompensated risk?